Be writing you a paper check I likehaving a house but I loved looking for ahouse cuz I love real estate agents Imean they are the true heroes theyreally are have you ever watched HGTVreal estate agents have to deal with thedumbest people in the world making thebiggest decisions of their lives everyepisode of HGTV is like Craig and Stasiare looking for a two-story a-framethat's near Craig's job in the downtownbut also satisfies da CEA's need to benear the beach which is nowhere nearCraig's job with three children and nineon the way and a max budget of $7 let'ssee what Laurie Jo can do on this week'sepisode of you don't deserve a beachhouse I loved our real estate agent itwas so fun to hang out with her it waslike hanging out with my mom cuz youknow real estate agents always look likeyour mom and they have various Chico'saccoutrements and they always have kindof fun mom energyand they're always so excited to see you- we would have little conferencesbefore we walked into a house she golet's talk let's talk before we go inwe're like two feet from the door sothere's no toilets and I know that wason your list but I think I can get himto budge let's go so we'd have a realestate agent and then like the housewould have a real estate agent who'sjust some guy sitting in a big chair andthese two always hated each other it'dbe like hi Tony hi Kim like Jesus Christwhat were you doing the Eagles togetherwhat is the animosity about our realestate agent wanted us to have a babymore than anyone else in our lives morethan anyone on our family she hintedabout it constantlyevery room she walked into she'd be likeso this could be an office or maybe anursery ya know like we said we don'tknow if we're gonna have it no no I knowI know you know you don't know if you'regonna have them but you know you knowyou never know sometimes you don't knowwhat's gonna happen and then you knowsomething happens well yeah that's howall of life works okay okay huh this isa non-fire garbage cancould be a nurseryshe showed me a backyard once she goes Idon't even like this backyard for you Iwas like oh do tell she said it's allpavement I think you should have somegrass out there you know in case youhave a couple little guys running aroundin the grass and I got offended onbehalf of my imaginary kids I was likehey lady I went outside about as much aspowder from the movie powder my childrenare not gonna be playing out on grassthey will be up in their rooms playingviolent video games and catfishingpedophiles these are my children andthat's my wife I didn't mean to make itsound like we don't want children wedon't but I didn't mean to make it soundlike that see I just don't think babieslike me very much sometimes babies will
